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I'm Kelly. 16. Straight. Runner. In a relationship with myself. All I do is watch Thats 70s Show. Welcome to Taylor Swift/ Ed Sheeran central. can't breathe and


you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via trust)


I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

(Source: presidentjoey, via automatically)



what do you call a sphere full of idiots


(via cartel)


me: it’s too hot

me: *opens window*

*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

(Source: trust, via sorry)


truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via cumfort)


not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

(via fake-mermaid)


fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via orgasm)


my laptop is hotter than me

(Source: netlfix, via drinking)