My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon
I don’t feel comfortable wearing shirts that aren’t black in public
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*